Hi. I'm Dan Pollock, some people call me Pollock. There are some other names they use, but it's probably best to stick to Dan, Daniel, or Pollock. If you want to learn more about me, I've posted a short, slightly out of date bio, or you can take a look at some of my photos, or any of the other fine links on the right.
Also, you can finger me to see if I have mail, and if you have noticed that I don't have any, please feel free to email me at pollock@theorem.ca or leave me a note on my message board. While you're at it, you might as well follow me on Twitter.
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