I leeke-a munkeys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee pet sture-a ves selleeng zeem fur feefe-a cents a peeece-a. I thuooght thet oodd seence-a zeey vere-a nurmelly a cuoople-a thuoosund. Bork bork bork! I deceeded nut tu luuk a geeffthurse-a in zee muoot. I buooght 200. I leeke-a munkeys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I tuuk my 200 munkeys hume-a. I hefe-a a beeg cer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I let oone-a dreefe-a. Hees neme-a ves Seegmoond. Bork bork bork! He-a ves reterded. Bork bork bork! In fect, nune-a ooff zeem vere-a reelly breeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zeey kept pooncheeng zeemselfes in zeeur geneetels. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I looghed. Bork bork bork! Zeen zeey poonched my geneetels. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I stupped loogheeng. I herded zeem intu my ruum. Zeey deedn't edept fery vell tu zeeur noo infurunment. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zeey vuoold screech, hoorl zeemselfes ooffff zee cuooch et heegh speeds und slem intu zee vell. Elthuoogh hoomuruoos et furst, zee spectecle-a lust it's nufelty helffvey intu it's thurd huoor. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Tvu huoors leter I fuoond oooot vhy ell zee munkeys vere-a su inexpenseefe-a: zeey ell deeed. Bork bork bork! Nu epperent reesun. Bork bork bork! Zeey ell joost surte' drupped deed. Bork bork bork! Keende' leeke-a vhee yuoo booy a guldffeesh und it deees feefe-a huoors leter. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Demn cheep munkeys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I deedn't knoo vhet tu du. Zeere-a vere-a 200 deed munkeys leyeeng ell oofer my ruum, oon zee bed, in zee dresser, hungeeng frum my buukcese-a. It luuked leeke-a I hed tvu hoondred throo roogs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I treeed tu floosh oone-a doon my tueelet. Um de hur de hur de hur. It deedn't vurk. It gut stoock. Zeen I hed oone-a deed, vet munkey und 199 deed dry munkeys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I treeed pretendeeng thet zeey vere-a joost stooffffed uneemels. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Thet vurked fur a vheele-a, thet is unteel zeey begun tu decumpuse-a. It sterted tu smell reel bed. Bork bork bork! I hed tu pee-a boot zeere-a ves a deed munkey in zee tueelet und I deedn't vunt tu cell zee ploomber. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I ves imberessed. Bork bork bork! I treeed tu sloo zee decumpuseeshun by freezeeng zeem. Unffurtoonetely zeere-a ves oonly inuoogh ruum fur tvu munkeys et a teeme-a su I hed tu chunge-a zeem ifery 30 secunds. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I elsu hed tu iet ell zee fuud in zee freezer su it deedn't ell gu bed. Bork bork bork! I treeed boorneeng zeem. Leettle-a deed I knoo thet my bed ves flemmeble-a. I hed tu ixteengooish zee fure-a. Zeen I hed oone-a deed, vet munkey in my tueelet, tvu deed, fruzee munkeys in my freezer, und 197 deed, cherred munkeys in a peele-a oon my bed. Bork bork bork! Zee oodur vesn't imprufeeng. I beceme-a egeeteted et my inebeelity tu deespuse-a ooff my munkeys und tu use-a zee bethruum. I seferely beet oone-a ooff my munkeys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I felt better. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I treeed throoeeng zeem evey boot zee gerbegemun seeed thet zee ceety ves nut ellooed tu deespuse-a ooff cherred preemetes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I tuld heem thet I hed a vet oone-a. He-a cuooldn't teke-a thet oone-a ieezeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I deedn't buzeer eskeeng ebuoot zee fruzee oones. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I feenelly erreefed et my sulooshun. I gefe-a zeem oooot es Chreestmes geeffts. Um gesh dee bork, bork! My freeends deedn't knoo qooeete-a vhet tu sey. Bork bork bork! Zeey pretended thet zeey leeked zeem boot I cuoold tell zeey vere-a lyeeng. Ingretes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Su I poonched zeem in zeeur geneetels. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I leeke-a munkeys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! -- Anonymous