Hi. I'm Dan Pollock, some people call me Pollock. There are some other names they use, but it's probably best to stick to Dan, Daniel, or Pollock. If you want to learn more about me, I've posted a short, slightly out of date bio, or you can take a look at some of my photos, or any of the other fine links on the right.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.