On Wednesday, February 28th, we made the mistake of inventing the origami joke. Eventually, if my life as a mathematician falls through, I plan to collect these and make a humour-igami book. Each page will be made of origami paper, with instructions on how to fold it into the punchline.
What a horrible idea.
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jokes
- What do you call paper folding between graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate?
smore-igami
- What do you call folding paper for 8 years instead of being president?
Al Gore-igami
- What do you call loose women folding paper?
whore-igami
- What do you call folding paper 65 million years ago?
dinosaur-igami
- What do you call teenagers with bad acne folding paper?
clogged pore-igami - Erin
- What do you call the god of thunder folding paper?
Thor-igami
- What do you call a psychic folding paper?
Aura-gami
- What do you call it when you fold paper in heavy rain?
pour-igami
- What do you call it when you fold paper with your three wives?
poly-gami - Pollock
- What do you call it when a hobo folds paper?
poor-igami
- What do you call it when a raven folds paper?
never more-igami - Pollock
- What do you call it when fungi fold paper?
spore-igami
- what do you call folding paper while warning people of your errant golf balls?
fore-igami - tippi
- What do you call it when you have herpes and you fold paper?
cold sore-igami - Erin
- What do you call it when you fold paper because your sleeping husband keeps you up all night?
snore-igami
- what do you call the MLA for Vancouver Fairview folding paper?
Gregor-igami - Van
- What do you call a french Beaver folding paper?
Castor-igami - Van
- What do you call an important nun folding paper?
Mother Superior-igami - Van
- What do you call folding paper in Toronto?
Bloor-igami - Van
- What do you call it when geographers fold paper?
Explor-igami - Van
- What do you call it when the son of God folds paper?
savior-igami - Jamie
- What do you call it when you don't pay attention to folding paper?
ignore-igami
- What do you call local legends about paper folding passed down from generation to generation and designed to teach young members of society socially appropriate values and conduct?
folklore-igami - Stacey
- What do you call the main export of a paper folding mining town?
ore-igami
- What do you call folding paper 3000km below the surface of the earth?
core-igami - Pollock
- What do you call it when a depressed donkey folds paper?
Eeyore-igami
- If you folded a piece of paper into a cellphone and called Microsoft, where would your call be routed?
Bangalor-igami - Ivor
- What do you call it when you fold paper into a globeandmail article about the web?
Ivor-igami - Pollock
- What do you call buttery toffee enrobed in milk chocolate and folded paper?
Skor-igami
- What do you call the tedious folding of paper?
Chore-igami - Froh
- What else do you call the tedious folding of paper?
Bore-igami - Froh
- What do you call a folded piece of paper which itself is able to perform the action of folding pieces of paper?
functorigami - Froh
- What do you call a folded white piece of paper between two dark folded pieces of paper?
Oreorigami - Froh
- What do you call folding paper while partially nude?
Soft core-igami - Stacey
- What do you call it when you fold food stamps?
poor-igami - Shula
- What do you call folding tye-dyed paper while listening to the Doors?
Hippie-gami - ryan
- What do you call it when Kiefer Sutherland folds paper?
24-igami - Chloe
- What do you call it when G-Unit folds paper?
hardcore-igami - Chloe
- What do you call the royal family folding paper?
Windsorigami - Emily
- What do you get when you remember, remember the fifth of November while folding paper?
Alan Moorigami - Gareth Gaudin
- What do you call folding paper whilst lying on carpet?
floor-igami - Nick
- What do you call a person who folds paper instead of doing her homework?
Procrastinator-igami - Ashley!
- What do you get when you fold paper into a cube containing all the miseries of mankind, but hope as well, inside it.
Pand-origami's Box - Darcy
- what do you call it when you're bored so you fold paper?
bore-igami - Wilbur
- What do you call folding paper after a shipwreck?
ashore-igami - lilly
- what do you call folding paper in a fervent and loud manner?
uproar-gami - lilly
- What do you call folding paper while launching a pre-emptive attack on Egypt's airforce?
The Six Day War-igami - tippi
- What do you call The Frantics folding paper on the CBC in the mid-80s?
Four on the Floorigami - Froh
- What do you call paper folded by a hungry orphan?
Please Sir May I Have Some More-igami? - Tara
- What do you call a consumptive whose last activity is folding paper?
At Death's Door-igami - T.B.
- What do you call an annoying couple who won't hang up the phone and whose main common interest is folding paper?
No, I Love You More-igami - Tara
- What do you call paper folded in the shape of a voluptuous woman?
Zsa-Zsa Gabor-igami - Tara
- What do you call paper folded by a hunch-backed mad scientist's assistant?
Igor-igami - Tara
- What do you get when a group of popular 60's musicians fold paper?
The Fab Four-igami - Tara
- What do you call folded paper which conveys a deeper meaning?
Metaphor-igami - Tara
- What do you call rice, row and seaweed served in folded paper?
nori-gami - Gina
- What do you call it when the evil nemesis of Snow Dog folds paper?
Bytor-igami - Stacey
- What do you call the man who folds paper while sleeping with your wife?
adultor-igami
- What do you call the evasive folding of red paper in the presence of an angry bull?
Matador-igami - stacey
- What do you call it when you actually hate folding paper?
abhor-igami - Susan
- What do you call it if you're out of focus folding paper?
Blur - igami - Angela
- What is it called when you attempt to fold a piece of paper into one thing, and it ends up becoming another?
Error-igami - Stacey
- What is it called when the king of the jungle folds paper?
Roar-igami
- What do you call stubbing your toe while folding paper?
stupid door-igami - Peds
- What do you call folding paper while being environmentally conscious?
Al-Gorigami - Greg - Art Gallery Security
- What does Billy Madison call folding paper?
BORE-igami - Ryan McCosh
- What do you call it when Arnold Schwartzenegger Folds paper?
Terminator-igami - Butler-san
- What do you call a folding paper standoff between the U.S. and the U.S.S.R?
Cold War-igami - Ryokumaru sama
- What do you call origami made from old road maps, used gift wrap, and recycled paper bag?
Al-Gore-agami - Ann O
- What do you call folding paper, again?
more-igami - Jayson R
- What do you call a group of crime-fighting folded paper?
The Fantastic Four-igami - Jayson R
- And if you've had enough paper folding?
No more-igami! - Jayson R
- What do people want when they reach the end of this book and want to keep folding?
I-want-more-igami - Geoff
- What do you call a folded fashion magazine?
Glamour-agami - Wilhelm Pohenstein
- What do you call paper folding by the illicit partner of a married person?
paramourigami --zl - zlloyq@gmail.com
- What do you call the notion that simplicity and clarity in paperfolding lead to good design?
less-is-more-igami - -zl
- What does a sausage-loving guru fold?
Swami salamigami - Scott A.
- What do you call it when you get so hungry while folding paper you feel the need to nibble the edges?
gnaw-igami
- What do you call a kitten folding paper
aww-igami - arrangedletters
- what do you call it when you get a paper cut while folding paper
sore-igami
- what do you call a glamour model folding paper
phwoooaaar-igami
- What do you call paper folded by zombies?
Gore-igami - CrashCourse
- What do you call paper folding around a magnet
iron core-igami - Jim
- What do you call folding paper around wood planks
parquet floor-igami - Jim
- What do you call folding paper around someone you love
I adore-igami - Jim
- What do you call receptionist folding paper
operator-igami - Jim
- What do you call folding (2) pieces of paper wrong
nor-igami - Jim
- What do you call unlimited paper folding
two or more-igami - Jim
- What do you call folding paper twice
and/or-igami - Jim
- What do you call folding paper for an allowance
chore-igami - Jim
- What do you call folding paper around a wild pig
boar-igami - Jim
- What do you call folding paper as a response to this book
uproar-igami - Jim
- when you have nothing better to do than make up bad jokes about origami
bor-igami - adam
- What did they call folding paper in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
No more-igami
- What do you call the folded paper special-of-the-day?
du jour-igami - Rachel :)
- What do you call it when you've misplaced folded up paper?
I can't find it anymore-igami! - Michael West
- What is another name for a folding partition?
Door-igami - Brett
- What would you call a sheet of paper with less than five, but more than three full folds?
Four-igami - Brett
- What do you call paper that opposes an electric current?
Resistor-igami - Brett
- What do you call folding paper between Washington and California?
Oregon-mi - Brett
- What do you call it when Mars is paper-folding?
God of War-igami - Jack
- What do you call it when you fold paper with your mouth?
Jaw-igami - Timmy
- What do you call folding paper with rice and raw fish?
sush-igami - Carl
- What do you call paper folded by a British spy?
Roger Moore-igami - Brad
- What do you call these jokes?
Snore-igami jokes
- What do you call it when have relations while folding paper?
Score-agami - FrostyC
- What do you call your personal collection of folded paper?
your-igami - Christopher
- What do you get when you fold two pieces of paper into gametes?
syn-gami - Al
- What do you call a Mexican that folds paper?
Señor-igami - Corinne
- What do you do when your done with origami?
tore-igami
- What do you call lovers folded into a passionate embrace?
Gami-sutra
- What do you call mastering origami in one day or the world ends?
24-igami - Jack Bauer
- What do you call a cowboy folding paper on the range?
Saddle sore-igami - Abe Joseph
- What do you call folding a piece of paper, at the bottom of the sea, the size of a tectonic plate?
tsunami-igami - joe
- what do you call folding a piece of paper and unfolding a piece of paper
either-or-rigami - Lin
- what do you call folding a piece of paper instead of following orders?
anti-war-igami
- what do you call a piece of folded paper flying in the air?
soar-igami
- What do you call it when a Jordanian Queen folds paper?
Queen Noor-igami - Amy
- What kind of origami is made by wizards?
Dumbledore-igami - Juan Carlos
- What do you call a singer that folds paper on stage?
Lady Ore-GaGa-Mi - EMR
- What do you call someone with carpal tunnel folding paper?
Funny-gami - Niko C
- What do you call folding paper while drinking ?
Bar-igami - Robert
- What do bjarman serve wih your drink?
Beer-igami - David
- What is it called when you beg someone to fold paper for you?
implore-igami - Kate F
- What do you call glowing folded paper?
phosphorigami - Kate F
- What do you call paper folded into a fashionable hat?
fedora-gami - Kate F
- What do you call He-Man's early attempts at origami?
Skeletor-igami. - Orestes
- What do you call a difficult language created by folding paper in specific arrangements?
swahil-igami - Tyzoid
- What do you call it when you and your neighbor throw folded pieces of paper at each other?
War-igami - David
- What do you call when you fold paper in a mine?
Ore-Igami - Gilles
- What do you call a group of people folding paper together, as opposed to just 2 people?
pol-igami - Calvin Khor
Sun May 19 11:58:11 2013
