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- What do you call paper folding between graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate?
smore-igami - What do you call folding paper for 8 years instead of being president?
Al Gore-igami - What do you call loose women folding paper?
whore-igami - What do you call folding paper 65 million years ago?
dinosaur-igami - What do you call teenagers with bad acne folding paper?
clogged pore-igami - Erin - What do you call the god of thunder folding paper?
Thor-igami - What do you call a psychic folding paper?
Aura-gami - What do you call it when you fold paper in heavy rain?
pour-igami - What do you call it when you fold paper with your three wives?
poly-gami - Pollock - What do you call it when a hobo folds paper?
poor-igami - What do you call it when a raven folds paper?
never more-igami - Pollock - What do you call it when fungi fold paper?
spore-igami - what do you call folding paper while warning people of your errant golf balls?
fore-igami - tippi - What do you call it when you have herpes and you fold paper?
cold sore-igami - Erin - What do you call it when you fold paper because your sleeping husband keeps you up all night?
snore-igami - what do you call the MLA for Vancouver Fairview folding paper?
Gregor-igami - Van - What do you call a french Beaver folding paper?
Castor-igami - Van - What do you call an important nun folding paper?
Mother Superior-igami - Van - What do you call folding paper in Toronto?
Bloor-igami - Van - What do you call it when geographers fold paper?
Explor-igami - Van - What do you call it when the son of God folds paper?
savior-igami - Jamie - What do you call it when you don't pay attention to folding paper?
ignore-igami - What do you call local legends about paper folding passed down from generation to generation and designed to teach young members of society socially appropriate values and conduct?
folklore-igami - Stacey - What do you call the main export of a paper folding mining town?
ore-igami - What do you call folding paper 3000km below the surface of the earth?
core-igami - Pollock - What do you call it when a depressed donkey folds paper?
Eeyore-igami - If you folded a piece of paper into a cellphone and called Microsoft, where would your call be routed?
Bangalor-igami - Ivor - What do you call it when you fold paper into a globeandmail article about the web?
Ivor-igami - Pollock - What do you call buttery toffee enrobed in milk chocolate and folded paper?
Skor-igami - What do you call the tedious folding of paper?
Chore-igami - Froh - What else do you call the tedious folding of paper?
Bore-igami - Froh - What do you call a folded piece of paper which itself is able to perform the action of folding pieces of paper?
functorigami - Froh - What do you call a folded white piece of paper between two dark folded pieces of paper?
Oreorigami - Froh - What do you call folding paper while partially nude?
Soft core-igami - Stacey - What do you call it when you fold food stamps?
poor-igami - Shula - What do you call folding tye-dyed paper while listening to the Doors?
Hippie-gami - ryan - What do you call it when Kiefer Sutherland folds paper?
24-igami - Chloe - What do you call it when G-Unit folds paper?
hardcore-igami - Chloe - What do you call the royal family folding paper?
Windsorigami - Emily - What do you get when you remember, remember the fifth of November while folding paper?
Alan Moorigami - Gareth Gaudin - What do you call folding paper whilst lying on carpet?
floor-igami - Nick - What do you call a person who folds paper instead of doing her homework?
Procrastinator-igami - Ashley! - What do you get when you fold paper into a cube containing all the miseries of mankind, but hope as well, inside it.
Pand-origami's Box - Darcy - what do you call it when you're bored so you fold paper?
bore-igami - Wilbur - What do you call folding paper after a shipwreck?
ashore-igami - lilly - what do you call folding paper in a fervent and loud manner?
uproar-gami - lilly - What do you call folding paper while launching a pre-emptive attack on Egypt's airforce?
The Six Day War-igami - tippi - What do you call The Frantics folding paper on the CBC in the mid-80s?
Four on the Floorigami - Froh - What do you call paper folded by a hungry orphan?
Please Sir May I Have Some More-igami? - Tara - What do you call a consumptive whose last activity is folding paper?
At Death's Door-igami - T.B. - What do you call an annoying couple who won't hang up the phone and whose main common interest is folding paper?
No, I Love You More-igami - Tara - What do you call paper folded in the shape of a voluptuous woman?
Zsa-Zsa Gabor-igami - Tara - What do you call paper folded by a hunch-backed mad scientist's assistant?
Igor-igami - Tara - What do you get when a group of popular 60's musicians fold paper?
The Fab Four-igami - Tara - What do you call folded paper which conveys a deeper meaning?
Metaphor-igami - Tara - What do you call rice, row and seaweed served in folded paper?
nori-gami - Gina - What do you call it when the evil nemesis of Snow Dog folds paper?
Bytor-igami - Stacey - What do you call the man who folds paper while sleeping with your wife?
adultor-igami - What do you call the evasive folding of red paper in the presence of an angry bull?
Matador-igami - stacey - What do you call it when you actually hate folding paper?
abhor-igami - Susan - What do you call it if you're out of focus folding paper?
Blur - igami - Angela - What is it called when you attempt to fold a piece of paper into one thing, and it ends up becoming another?
Error-igami - Stacey - What is it called when the king of the jungle folds paper?
Roar-igami - What do you call stubbing your toe while folding paper?
stupid door-igami - Peds - What do you call folding paper while being environmentally conscious?
Al-Gorigami - Greg - Art Gallery Security - What does Billy Madison call folding paper?
BORE-igami - Ryan McCosh - What do you call it when Arnold Schwartzenegger Folds paper?
Terminator-igami - Butler-san - What do you call a folding paper standoff between the U.S. and the U.S.S.R?
Cold War-igami - Ryokumaru sama - What do you call origami made from old road maps, used gift wrap, and recycled paper bag?
Al-Gore-agami - Ann O - What do you call folding paper, again?
more-igami - Jayson R - What do you call a group of crime-fighting folded paper?
The Fantastic Four-igami - Jayson R - And if you've had enough paper folding?
No more-igami! - Jayson R - What do people want when they reach the end of this book and want to keep folding?
I-want-more-igami - Geoff - What do you call a folded fashion magazine?
Glamour-agami - Wilhelm Pohenstein - What do you call paper folding by the illicit partner of a married person?
paramourigami --zl - zlloyq@gmail.com - What do you call the notion that simplicity and clarity in paperfolding lead to good design?
less-is-more-igami - -zl - What does a sausage-loving guru fold?
Swami salamigami - Scott A. - What do you call it when you get so hungry while folding paper you feel the need to nibble the edges?
gnaw-igami - What do you call a kitten folding paper
aww-igami - arrangedletters - what do you call it when you get a paper cut while folding paper
sore-igami - what do you call a glamour model folding paper
phwoooaaar-igami - What do you call paper folded by zombies?
Gore-igami - CrashCourse - What do you call paper folding around a magnet
iron core-igami - Jim - What do you call folding paper around wood planks
parquet floor-igami - Jim - What do you call folding paper around someone you love
I adore-igami - Jim - What do you call receptionist folding paper
operator-igami - Jim - What do you call folding (2) pieces of paper wrong
nor-igami - Jim - What do you call unlimited paper folding
two or more-igami - Jim - What do you call folding paper twice
and/or-igami - Jim - What do you call folding paper for an allowance
chore-igami - Jim - What do you call folding paper around a wild pig
boar-igami - Jim - What do you call folding paper as a response to this book
uproar-igami - Jim - when you have nothing better to do than make up bad jokes about origami
bor-igami - adam - What did they call folding paper in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
No more-igami - What do you call the folded paper special-of-the-day?
du jour-igami - Rachel :) - What do you call it when you've misplaced folded up paper?
I can't find it anymore-igami! - Michael West - What is another name for a folding partition?
Door-igami - Brett - What would you call a sheet of paper with less than five, but more than three full folds?
Four-igami - Brett - What do you call paper that opposes an electric current?
Resistor-igami - Brett - What do you call folding paper between Washington and California?
Oregon-mi - Brett - What do you call it when Mars is paper-folding?
God of War-igami - Jack - What do you call it when you fold paper with your mouth?
Jaw-igami - Timmy - What do you call folding paper with rice and raw fish?
sush-igami - Carl - What do you call paper folded by a British spy?
Roger Moore-igami - Brad - What do you call these jokes?
Snore-igami jokes - What do you call it when have relations while folding paper?
Score-agami - FrostyC - What do you call your personal collection of folded paper?
your-igami - Christopher - What do you get when you fold two pieces of paper into gametes?
syn-gami - Al - What do you call a Mexican that folds paper?
Señor-igami - Corinne - What do you do when your done with origami?
tore-igami - What do you call lovers folded into a passionate embrace?
Gami-sutra - What do you call mastering origami in one day or the world ends?
24-igami - Jack Bauer - What do you call a cowboy folding paper on the range?
Saddle sore-igami - Abe Joseph - What do you call folding a piece of paper, at the bottom of the sea, the size of a tectonic plate?
tsunami-igami - joe - what do you call folding a piece of paper and unfolding a piece of paper
either-or-rigami - Lin - what do you call folding a piece of paper instead of following orders?
anti-war-igami - what do you call a piece of folded paper flying in the air?
soar-igami - What do you call it when a Jordanian Queen folds paper?
Queen Noor-igami - Amy - What kind of origami is made by wizards?
Dumbledore-igami - Juan Carlos - What do you call a singer that folds paper on stage?
Lady Ore-GaGa-Mi - EMR - What do you call someone with carpal tunnel folding paper?
Funny-gami - Niko C - What do you call folding paper while drinking ?
Bar-igami - Robert - What do bjarman serve wih your drink?
Beer-igami - David - What is it called when you beg someone to fold paper for you?
implore-igami - Kate F - What do you call glowing folded paper?
phosphorigami - Kate F - What do you call paper folded into a fashionable hat?
fedora-gami - Kate F - What do you call He-Man's early attempts at origami?
Skeletor-igami. - Orestes - What do you call a difficult language created by folding paper in specific arrangements?
swahil-igami - Tyzoid - What do you call it when you and your neighbor throw folded pieces of paper at each other?
War-igami - David - What do you call when you fold paper in a mine?
Ore-Igami - Gilles - What do you call a group of people folding paper together, as opposed to just 2 people?
pol-igami - Calvin Khor - What do you call folding recycled paper?
Al Gore-igami - Ange - What do you call folding paper while fishing?
Lure-igami - Ange - What do you call someone who teaches people how to fold paper?
A tutor-igami - Ange - What do you call two lesbians folding paper in bed?
yuri-gami - What's a regiment of people folding paper called?
An Army-gami - GeorgeC - What do you call the place where you buy paper to fold?
Department Store-igami - JustMe - What do you call the goddess of the dawn folding paper
Aurora-gami - JustMe - What do you call Katy Perry folding paper?
ROAR-igami - Sierra & Patrick - What's it called when a Victoria drag queen folds paper?
Gouda Gabor-igami - Holly - What do you call folding paper when you have tiny arms and giant gnashing teeth?
Tyrannosaur-igami - Holly V - What do you call folding paper in order to fix up a painting?
Restore-igami - Holly V - What kind of paper folding would you do in order to destroy a ring?
Mordor-igami - Holly V - What do you call folding paper to draw attention to injustices facing First Nations?
Idle No More-igami - Keith - What do you call folding stinky paper?
Odorigami - Keith - What do you call folding paper into the shape of a freshwater perciform fish native to southern Asia?
Ori-gourami - Keith - What do you call folding paper while uttering expletives in the past tense?
Swore-igami - Keith - What do you call it when the author of Utopia. a former Lord Chancellor of England who was convicted of treason and beheaded after opposing King Henry VIII's separation from the Catholic church, folds paper?
Thomas More-igami - Keith - What do you call folding paper with inside your mouth?
Oral-gami - Keith - What do you call it when Leon Trotsky folds paper?
Ori-commie - Keith - What do you call a goddess who guards the gates of Olympus folding paper?
Hora-gami - Keith - What do you call folding paper while taking a second bow?
Encore-igami! - Holly V - What do you call a paper castle folded by a depressed Danish prince?
Elsinore-igami - Graham - What do you call writhing in ecstasy while folding paper?
Origasmi - Graham - What do you call folding paper while wearing an apron? (Hint: it's the same as folding paper while watching a Gilbert and Sullivan operatta about a lass that loved a sailor.)
Pinafore-agami - Keith - What do you call folding paper to make custom fitting clothing for someone?
Tailor-igami - Holly V - What do you call the obsession for folding paper
More!-igami - Frank - What does your friend who calls people by their last names first call a Gummi Bear?
Bear-igami - Mikey - What do you call folding paper on September 19?
Ahoy-igami - What do you call folding paper backwards?
imagiro - Siggy - folding heavy paper gives you what?
bigami - its all ok - what do you call a rich powerful billionaire folding paper
Oligami - its all alright - what do you call penguin folding paper
displaced - doesnt matter - What do you call folding explosive paper?
C-4-igami - Nick - What do you call it when a group of Mexican musicians wearing charro suits lay down their guitars, violins and trumpets to fold paperÉ
Origamariachi - Keith - What do you call it when two people fold paper and climax together?
mutual origami - GeneralSturgeon - What do you call an apology for folding paper?
sorry-gami - GeneralSturgeon - What do you call it when a dyslexic person folds paper?
mgoiari - GeneralSturgeon - What do you call paper folded by an on-again-off-again daytime soap couple?
L Luke and Laura-gami - GeneralSturgeon - What do you call it when fellow countrymen fold paper against one another?
civil war-igami - GeneralSturgeon - What do you call it when the Obama Administration folds into the shape of a crane but does not release the pages of a classified document that purportedly justifies the extrajudicial killing of an American citizen using unmanned aircraft?
drone memo-rigami - gitmo_bound - What do you call folding paper in a row boat?
Oar-igami - Erik A. - juat iz another word for a origami paddle
or-igami - Joshua - How do you call a Man with a Woman?
Mono-gami - Max Schafgans - What do you call folding pages from Pilgrim's Progress?
Allegory-gami - quixsilver - What would Signor Ravelli (Chico) call pages from Pilgrim's Progress folded by a future US Veep?
Al-a-Gore-a-gami - quixsilver - What do you call folding paper by the light of a Jewish candlelabrum?
menorah-gami - quixsilver - What would Chris Christie call folding paper while relaxing at the beach?
Jersey-shore-igami - quixsilver - What do you call Mexican men folding paper?
señor-igami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding that crowds out time to do other things, like housework?
Well-you-don't-have-to-eat-off-the-floor-igami - quixsilver - What do you call paper tiger folding?
carnivore-igami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding into the image of a 007 heroine?
Pussy-Galore-igami - quixsilver - what do you call paper folded into a Rimsky-Korsakov motif?
Le Coq D'or-igami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding perplexities?
AND/OR-igami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding that holds water?
amphorae-gami - quixsilver - What does an old coot from Mobile call his paper folding?
Alabammy-gami - quixsilver - What do you call obsessive paper-cut folding?
gorigami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding that knocks you for a loop?
double-whammy-gami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding by an FTD subsidiary?
florae-gami - quixsilver - What do you call a ban on paper folding?
norigami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding as payment-in-kind at a deli?
pastrami-gami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding themes popular with NY retirees?
miami-gami - quixsilver - What do you call x-rated paper folding?
orgy-gami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding favored by British truckers?
lorry-gami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding objects left behind by cat burglars?
second-story-gami - quixsilver - And the paper folding not suitable for young children?
horror-story-gami - quixsilver - Not to be confused with those paper folding chestnuts from a bygone era?
old-old-story-gami - quixsilver - How about paper folding mockups by Skidmore-Owings-Merrill?
multi-story-gami - quixsilver - Or patriotic paper folding?
Mine-eyes-have-seen-the-glory-gami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding as therapy for Type A personality?
What-price-glory?-gami - quixsilver - What do you call exercises in paper folding that help you lighten up?
hunky-dory-gami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding that is the spitting image of itself?
cuspidor-igami - quixsilver - What do you call paper folding that is a cigar's best friend?
humidor-igami - quixsilver - Or paper folding objects that double as kitchen appliances?
Thermador-igami - quixsilver - What do you call an prostitute grandmother?
Ori-grannie - He He - What do you call a piece of folded paper used to extract precious metals and valuable minerals?
ore-igami - James - What do you call an envelope playing with sine waves?
ADSR-igami - Mason Cats - What do you call an injury from too much paper folding?
sore-igami - c==3 - what do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta - What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
a slowpoke - If you fold paper using mineral-containing rock, it would be...
ore-igami - zho-zho - What happens when a windows OS folds paper?
It creates winblows-igami and folds its destroys its own code. - HaloSlayer255 - What do psychologists call the climactic result of being sexually excited by folded paper?
origamiasm - Dr. Freudian Slip - What do you call paper folded by a wizard cop?
Auror-gami - yagowe - what do you call when the most powerful sayan folds paper?
kame-gami-ah! - gjrud (i feel bad for this joke) - How do you call folding paper while using a home computer in the eighties?
commodore-igami - Rob von Massemen - What's the name of the old Japanese master who teaches a kid how to fold paper
Orimiagi - Rob von Massemen - What do you call folding paper while reciting tongue twisters?
Suzie sells seashells by the seashore-igami - John J - What do you call the instructions for folding paper downloaded from an anonymous network?
TOR-igami - John J. - What do you call a small folding paper the puts out fire by being thrown into them?
Chuck Norr-igami - Why are paperfolders dangerous?
They have a black belt in origami - Goatse - What do you call a lot of stupid question
surely no origami - ds - What do you call it when one person knows origami and the other truly doesn't?
XOR-igami - Sam French - What do you call a paper butt that's folded open?
Goats-igami - j3ff K - What was Henry VIII's paper folding obsession called?
Tudor-igami - Just...That - What's the best snack to eat while folding paper?
Origumi Bears - Just...That - What do you call sleeping during the day?
Nap-igami - Karen - What do you call a Spanish conqueror of Peru in the 1500s who also enjoys folding paper?
Conquistador-igami - Adam W - How to be unproductive and procrastinate your work?
Play-igami - OGRE1.7 - What do you call a game device made of paper?
Origamei-boy - Bing Soy - What do you call sleeping during the day?
Nap-igami - Karen - benny chan - What do you call it when Jedi fold paper without their hands?
The Force-igami - SlackBladder - What do you call it when you fold paper while a ship docks?
Anchor-igami - SlackBladder - What do you call it when you resent folding paper?
Rancour-igami - SlackBladder - What do you call it when you fold paper in the South Australian desert?
Nullarbor-igami - SlackBladder - What do you call the art of folding paper while using a lift?
Elevator-igami - SlackBladder - What do you call a person who will represent the over/under signed, in court against Dan Pollock, for paper-folding-book copyright breach?
Solicitor-igami - SlackBladder - What do you call people gathered to watch paper folding competitions?
Spectator-igami - SlackBladder - What do you call a lion folding paper?
ROAR!-igami - krazykunt - What do you call a collection of soliders made of paper?
Orig-army - Dan Horne - What do you call it when the paper soldiers shoot you?
Orig-harmy - Chris Sutton - What do you call meaty paper?
Orig-pastrami - Clare Hanson - What do you call paper folding in a crime story?
Noir-igami - Josh - What is the difference between a Civilization type 3 with Dyson spheres and actual one type -3 with Dimon spheres? (Dimon = Jamie Dimon)
Inverse Energy direction-igami - David - What do you call paper folding between graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate?
- What do you call paper folding between graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate?
- Jacky La Frite - What do you call a diploma?
Potentigami - Quiddy - What do you call the art of folding paper while carrying a crippled Stark on your back?
Hordor-igami - - Countbackula - What do you call a liberal arts college student majoring in Women's Studies?
sophmore bore-igami - Stevie Stephens - What do you call a little girl with an iconic backpack teaching children about nature in Spanish?
Dora the Explor-agami - Pierre - What do you call a Filipino doing origami?
A Manila folder - Levi - What do you call an anonymous person folding paper?
obscure-igami - What do you call a non professional folding paper?
amateur-igami - What do you call a super villian folding paper?
Lex Luthor-igami - What do you call a huge flying robot who folds paper?
Gigantor-igami - What do you call a famous french chemist folding paper?
Louis Pasteur-igami - What do you call the remains of a delicious fruit folding paper?
Apple core-igami - What do you call haters gonna hate paper folding?
Abhor-igami - What do you call confused paper folders?
Can't be sure-igami - What do you call Abraham Lincoln 7 folding paper seven years before the Gettysburg Address?
Four score-igami - How do you call the japanese death folding paper?
Shin-igami - Kubo Tite - How did the circus clown fit in the small box?
He was an Origami-dget - mih - Folded model of a Wisconsin county
Outagamie - Matera the Mad - Folding only material that contains no wood pulp or other tree products
Loraxigami - Matera the Mad - Using the impact of two large Japanese men crashing into each other to crease paper
sumo-rigami - Matera the Mad - What do you call paper folded by a metamorphosing insect?
imago-rigami - Matera the Mad - What did they call folding paper on Game of Thrones:
Hodor-igami - Scot Stecher - What do you call a folded up copy of The Silmarillion?
Lore-igami - Fish
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